A portrait of our friend Barney from Jelly. Made with Bourbons, Jammy Dodgers, Hobnobs, Chocolate Digestives, a Custard Cream and a half eaten Golden Crunch Cream. Piercings are represented by a lump of staples and a five pence piece. It didn’t last long!

Remember. Broken biscuits are fair game.

HOW BARNEY RATED HIS BISCUIT FACE:

I like the general crumbiness which surrounds my face, like an aura, dandruff, flakey skin or charisma. I may take inspiration from that. Overall: shows great promise, encapsulating humanness with everyday objects, not easy. Great use of different mediums and good humour.

General score: 9/10

Offence value: 0/10

Obvious boredom: 9.5/10

Smile factor: 10/10